if I were a key… where would I be?  I KNOW we’ve all lost our keys at least once in life, but does it have to happen to me so often?  this is a bummer.

I even have  hook by the door that I am diligent about hanging them on when I enter my house… so where the heck to do keys get off to?  

I probably wouldn’t care so much if a new key didn’t cost $75 these days!  Mine has some kind of computer chip inside of it so I can’t just go to the ‘key-cutter’ and get a spare… drat!

This is my A.P.B. – where are you, keys?  If you come back to me, I promise never to misplace you again!